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                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        A soft, slightly oversized cotton tee that speaks with quiet humor. The front is minimally marked; the back carries a bold, deadpan line: “MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CLEAR MY MIND. SO I CLEARED THE GAP.” It feels like a worn-in favorite from day one — breathable, midweight, and built to move with you. The substantial, ethically sourced cotton body and tubular knit make the shirt sit cleanly while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep its shape through repeated wear. 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